I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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