I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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