Your dad touched me again.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize