Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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