What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
i need some magic done to my vagina
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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