YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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