did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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