You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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