it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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