how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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a search helicopter?!
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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