I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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