Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
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she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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