Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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