3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
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