That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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