And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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