You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
My penis needs a shock collar
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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