school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Randomize
