should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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