Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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