Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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