You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Dick very happy bro
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Randomize
