if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
he was CRYING into my vagina
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
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