Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
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