You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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