white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
stop calling my apartment porn island.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
