i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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