it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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