i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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