just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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