how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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