I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
ttyl tear gas
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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