my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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