On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize