I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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