she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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