Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Randomize
