that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Floor bacon is actually really good
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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