as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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