He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
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