That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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