I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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