Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
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I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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