If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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