oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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