marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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