Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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