hotel room ftw
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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