Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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