I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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