The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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