I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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