i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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