Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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