how hairy? two words: wookie tits
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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